THE Official "Intelligent and to the point" thread

[Chitown]

And I go to sleep wondering everynight how they get the cream filling inside of a Twinkie.

[w00dland]

Backstreet boys > Spice Girls

[twixmix0303]

And I go to sleep wondering everynight how they get the cream filling inside of a Twinkie.

Then here is the answer to all your problems:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie

[EagleFan344]

How does a blind man know when he's done wiping?

Forever a mystery....

But, because the cosine of toilet paper is 1.43444444444, I can bet he knows by the psychiatric waves that are emitted from the toilet up into his brain, so if you take the cosine times the amount of time spent on the toilet divided by the pieces of toilet paper used, you will come up with your answer. Usually, the answer is around 10 seconds of wipe time per every 30 seconds spent on the toilet.

Now I wont be able to sleep tonight

[[jonrev]]

10x10x10=1000

[Do I Know You]

mass carriers = instant win

[LAFFfan4lyfe]

These my friends are the first 1000 digits of pi.

I think I had to know the first 25 by heart for a test....

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989

Not at all demonstrating my mathematical knowledge, just the skill of copy and pasting.

wow joe, they're pretty strict. I only know the first few digits..

anyways....

red and yellow= orange
blue and yellow= green
red and blue=purple

[Do I Know You]

Red and green light = yellow
Red and blue light = magenta
Green and blue light = cyan

[yeti_cat]

Its good to see that people pay attention in their science and math classes.
I'm in AP Calc BC right now and I took AP Physics C last year, good stuff dudes, if you wanna build the massive things you talk about nonstop (aka coasters) you're gonna wanna know these math and science blurbs.

As for my tidbit of info, I have advice: Do what you love, love what you do.
AND
If f(x)=x^2 then f'(x)=2x
AND
If f(x)=sin(x) then f'(x)=cos(x)
AND
If f(x)=e^x then f'(x)=e^x I think, maybe it was x^e that did that... I should go study for that test tomorrow...

[Do I Know You]

a+b=b+a

[kahmooza]

The chicken came first.

[ihauntu2]

Red and blue light = magenta

Funny I thought Red and Blue Light = Speeding Ticket

[Do I Know You]

*rimshot*

[CoasterDave316]

And I go to sleep wondering everynight how they get the cream filling inside of a Twinkie.

HA! A few weeks ago I had a Twinkie with no cream filling! The Twinkie next to it in the same box had exploded from too much cream filling.

Glad I could contribute to this very meaningful conversation.

[ihauntu2]

Next time you eat a twinkie, just picture lonely elves wandering the hostess floor at night listening to Barry White on their Ipod nano. That'll remind you not to wonder where the cream filling comes from.

The chicken came first.

Actually the chicken rolled over, lit a cigarette, and the egg said "Well that answers that question."

[Aero737]

d/dx sin x = cos x

d/dx cos x = -sin x

d/dx tan x = sec² x

d/dx csc x = -csc x cot x

d/dx sec x = sec x tan x

d/dx cot x = -csc² x

[ihauntu2]

Jeeze Aero Trig derivatives at 9:45am. Its my day off, I didn't want to think today.

[Aero737]

Hey, I went to bed doing calculus at 5am, and I woke up at 9 doing more.

[Trailblazer Tony]

P/.vQ

According to logic class this makes a random object sometimes equal to another object.

[ihauntu2]

Hey, I went to bed doing calculus at 5am, and I woke up at 9 doing more.

Yes, but your still in school. Believe me, after you're out, you'll never want to see that crap again.

[Galvan]

MR FREEZE!

[Aero737]

"Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?"
--Nietzsche