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The never ending story...
Jesus was in hell and then he laughed and played a game of cards and decided too..
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tell stories. Satan got annoyed and sent him back to Earth. No one really...
...noticed because those damn supermarket tabloids reported the case. Jesus ran with my car moving 95 miles an hour at a wall and said...
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why the hell does everything turn into a car going at a wall in this story and ...
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somehow wind up going back to the car yet again. The Chicago Bulls ticket prices have now gone up because of the power of one man whose name is...
...Greg Brady, I quick thought to myself "Damn that Greg Brady...raising my Bull's tickets prices..." but then I remembered that I still had a Mad Libs to finish on my desk. I rushed home in my...
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pimped out chuck wagon when I realized...
that it was raining outside and the wagon would get wet and darkcolored for a while. This pissed me off, I drove at the wall at 95 MPH. I finally hit the wall, but I somehow survived. I ordered a plane ticket to Zanzibar to order my favorite dish. They overcooked it, so I fed it to...
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the cook who gave me it and....
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2007 visits: 17 2008 visits: 3
yelled "WTF is your problem!? You're more picky than my wife!" This made DIKY cry, so he dug himself a hole where he could have solitudity in his favorite place called...
...Anywherebutfloridaville. It started raining and everyone cheered for some reason. Little did they know, the rain was acid rain and everyone was being severely burned, but they didn't care because they didn't fear the reaper. They didn't have to love me like they did, but they did, but they did, and I thank them. No one knew what DIKY was rambling about, so they all ran head first into walls until they were knocked out. DIKY continued rambling, and David Lee Roth was the only one who was able to stand it, so he wrote a song about him called "...
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"Lighting the Minora" and it was a huge hit, so he donated 1 million dollars to the DIKY fund, which he promptly spent on...
'' If u commited suicide, u wouldn't be here anymore'' - Gangsta Fruit
shoes. All of a sudden this cat ran out of a box that was sitting outside the shoestore and DIKY started to chase it. DIKY even chased it into this little hole but he got stuck. On the other side of the tunnel, there was....
...Jesus riding a dinosaur. I said "Jesus, I got a--" and he said "Please, call me Jeez." and I said "Alright Jeez... Jeezy... Jeezyboy... what's up with the dinosaur?" and he proudly proclaimed that...
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...he invented Cheez-wiz. I said "Ok can I have some?" and Jesus said "No way Jose" So then I asked him...
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...if he has a bike. He said "You can ride it if you like it's got a basket a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrow it" and I said "OK" and I rode it to Scotland with my friend Nipson. On the way there, the bike chain got stolen and we didn't notice until it was too late, so we walked their for the next three weeks. Finally we arrived at the world famous...
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...giant lint ball. DIKY touched the lint ball and got sucked inside of it where he found little lint gnomes empting out pockets of peoples pants to get the dryer lint out. An old looking gnome came up to DIKY and said...
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"We understand that you also worship the lord of the gnomes, the one you humans call Don Knotts. Is this true?" DIKY thought long and hard, began fumbling with the lighter in his pocket that he had won at a SFGAM game, then said"................
It's the most fun in the park when your laughing in the dark.
..."does anyone have any rolaids? I think I ate a bad taco." A pack of rolaids was tossed from the growing crowd around them but the evil Dan Knotts jumped infront of DIKY and caught the rolaids. DIKY was getting mad and gasous so he...
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asked "Who's Dan Knotts? Is he related to Don Knotts?" and threw w00d into a pile of burning tires. The pile of tires fell off the earth and launched into space, where the fire still miraculously burned. DIKY downed the whole pack of Rolaids and said "Ahhhhhhh..." and lit the lint ball on fire. "We've got to get out of here!" said the gnomes, but they remembered that their emergency escape plan was...
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To jump over the fence and hide in the dog house that was inhabited by...
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idiots like DIKY who forgot to pay attention in 7th grade science, as no fire could exist in space because space has no OXYGEN and you need oxygen for fire.
jumped off the planet and by doing so, he made the average American I.Q much much higher until...
Notice how I said the fire still MIRACULOUSLY burned
A rabid half-dog half-DIKY repeatedly *****slapping CD12 saying "I can start a fire in space if I want to!" DogIKY saw the gnomes run in and growled at them. Meanwhile, construction doods were rebuilding the wall and listening to Bob Marley. The place was filled with smoke but there was no fire. So I joined in. Little did I know, they were a cult who worshipped the ghost of Bob Marley, and their goal was to ressurect Bob Marley. Ever night they would chant... this is a signature
DIKY = Dumass Idiotic Kid Yokel which, of course mans to them...
...that CD12 is a poopoopants doody head. After months of chanting, Bob Marley finally arrived and said "hi guyz im joaniffer 22/f/hawaii/nakedlol
 my gfs jsut left mi n now i am sexxing tehm 2 daeth lol wtach on mi nekkid webcam" and we all shouted "PICS. NOW." and they were hastily provided. DogIKY came running in and shouted "Arf. Wear are the pics? Arf." and they said "RIGHT THURR!" and pointed at the...this is a signature
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