Bad Pickup Lines

by **FRD714** on March 23rd, 2006, 9:37 pm

Yea, I heard some horrible ones today. Post the worst you have ever heard. There are 2 more, but there innapropiate for the forum. PM me if you really want to know them.

-Is your dad a terrorist....becuase your the bomb!

by **msoeagle** on March 23rd, 2006, 9:45 pm

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You make my software turn to hardware!

I wet my pants... can I get in yours?

(Most of these are Sexual Harrasment so please dont use them.)

by **FRD714** on March 23rd, 2006, 10:01 pm

OMG!!!

Those are funny as hell!

by **CoasterDude12-2** on March 23rd, 2006, 10:55 pm

I stopped using pickup lines awhile ago. And for the record, don't believe anything the internet says about what girls like.

by **[jonrev]** on March 23rd, 2006, 11:05 pm

"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I'm gonna make your bed rock."

I got this off Harvey Birdman and thought it was lame.

by **ihauntu2** on March 24th, 2006, 1:01 am

How about we go back to my place, order a pizza, tear each others clothes off, and ..........(censored).

No? You're right lets forget about the pizza.

by **nalarrabee4752** on March 24th, 2006, 1:35 am

Or how about the most famous one

"I forgot my phone number can I have yours?"

by **twixmix0303** on March 24th, 2006, 2:13 am

Hrm...for being so famous I've never heard of it.

by **FRD714** on March 24th, 2006, 4:34 pm

ihauntu2 wrote:How about we go back to my place, order a pizza, tear each others clothes off, and ..........(censored).

No? You're right lets forget about the pizza.

LMFAO!

by **ragingbull346** on March 24th, 2006, 6:52 pm

Here we go.
If you were a booger i'd pick you!

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I see me in your pants!

Do u believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Do you have a map? because im lost in your heart!

Are you a thief.(no). O well i thought you stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes! :wink:

by **Director_Guy** on March 25th, 2006, 9:02 pm

You must've fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Can I pick you up?

by **Do I Know You** on March 25th, 2006, 9:21 pm

Here's one to use at the next ACEer meet-up:

"Wanna ride the world's biggest woodie?"

by **Rusty888** on March 25th, 2006, 10:10 pm

^

LMAO! hahaha! That's great!

by **the_franchise** on March 27th, 2006, 11:19 am

LMFAO all of those are good.. here..."im gay" lol imagine that as a pickup line

by **w00dland** on March 27th, 2006, 5:03 pm

Do I Know You wrote:Here's one to use at the next ACEer meet-up:

"Wanna ride the world's biggest woodie?"

I use that all the time. Works great with my name on the boards. :lol:

by **ymmit** on March 28th, 2006, 4:01 am

by **nalarrabee4752** on March 29th, 2006, 9:29 pm

the_franchise wrote:LMFAO ."im gay" lol

by **the_franchise** on March 29th, 2006, 9:44 pm

shut up dude it is funny...dont be dumb okay?

by **nalarrabee4752** on March 29th, 2006, 9:46 pm

I take back that rep i gave you

by **the_franchise** on March 29th, 2006, 9:51 pm

what is ur problem?

by **nalarrabee4752** on March 29th, 2006, 10:06 pm

^ I love you
Do you give a Damn :oops:

by **the_franchise** on March 29th, 2006, 10:08 pm

what the hell is this gotta deal with the NCAA bracket??? ...i love u too man

by **nalarrabee4752** on March 29th, 2006, 10:19 pm

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