"Malcovich malcovich? Malcovich."
-Being John Malcovich
"Blue Knight sucks the big one!"
"There were no utensils during midevil times therefore there are no utensils at Medevil Times. Would you like a refil on your Pepsi?"
-Cable Guy
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking, isn't thinking of.
"I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough" (The Notebook)
that's my favorite movie quote. it is the opening lines of the Notebook, and though this might sound retarded, i think these lines are the most beautiful lines in the film too.
Since when has getting high ever prevented you from doing your work? So you just need to chill the fu** out and prepare to get blazed because in the next 24 hours you and I are gonna be blitz out of our skullz. Got it?
This is my happening. And it freaks me out--- Beyond the Valley of the Dolls Oui Oui My Favorite--- Oogieloves She's got a broken wing, and cataracts in both eyes... And she's lactose-intolerant--- Oogieloves
Hmmm, ill just post the first one that comes to mind.
Severus Snape: "You just know? [pause] Once again you astonish with your gifts Potter, gifts mere mortals can only dream of possessing. How grand it must be... to be the Chosen One."
" I THINK YOU'RE ALL F**KED IN THE HEAD! WE'RE THREE HOURS FROM THE F**CKIN' FUN PARK AND YOU WANT TO BAIL OUT! WELL I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS NO LONGER A VACATION! IT'S A QUEST. IT'S A QUEST FOR FUN! I'M GONNA HAVE FUN AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FUN! WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE SO MUCH F**KIN' FUN WE'RE GONNA NEED PLASTIC SURGERY TO REMOVE OUR GO***MN SMILES! WE'LL ALL BE WHISTLIN' ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH OUT OF YOUR A**HOLES! I GOTTA BE CRAZY! I'M ON A PRAISE TO SEE A MOOSE! PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!" - Clark Griswold
It seems like the other side always wins on American Eagle Also, I've ridden Goliath 23 times in one day. HBU? (Sorry in advance for unnecessary commas and parenthesis every where)