Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from
Single Day Ride Count Record
50 rides 8/17/2018 (Without Flash Pass - Coasters After Dark)
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel
Single Day Ride Count Record
50 rides 8/17/2018 (Without Flash Pass - Coasters After Dark)
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web!
Single Day Ride Count Record
50 rides 8/17/2018 (Without Flash Pass - Coasters After Dark)
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December freeze
Single Day Ride Count Record
50 rides 8/17/2018 (Without Flash Pass - Coasters After Dark)
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips*
*I know that's 2 words, but there's really not much you could say without confusing the next poster, given that "freeze" is singular
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over
Single Day Ride Count Record
50 rides 8/17/2018 (Without Flash Pass - Coasters After Dark)
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager!
Single Day Ride Count Record
50 rides 8/17/2018 (Without Flash Pass - Coasters After Dark)
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager! Cheese
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager! Cheese melted
Single Day Ride Count Record
50 rides 8/17/2018 (Without Flash Pass - Coasters After Dark)
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager! Cheese melted extremely
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager! Cheese melted atop
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager! Cheese melted atop the
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager! Cheese melted atop Viper!
Single Day Ride Count Record
50 rides 8/17/2018 (Without Flash Pass - Coasters After Dark)
Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager! Cheese melted atop Viper! Nachos
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Once upon a time in Southwest Territory, a human died. The goat ate the Hoover Dam because gelatin made it regurgitate. Vertical Velocity toppled on Demon. Orleans Place banned all mascots from singing Goliath's spiel. Chickens from Little Rock, Arkansas made sandwiches consisting of wooden roller coaster track wrapped in beef. Riders threw up pieces from a funnel-web spider's web! December Freeze Queen trips over night manager! Cheese melted atop Viper! Nachos from
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