So after having a quick chat about this last night in the chatroom, I thought it would be cool if everyone shared anything embarrassing/funny that happened to them at any time during school here.
Here's my share:
Embarrassing:
3 Year-Old Pre-School - I pissed myself. Twice (One could've been in 4 Year-Old Pre-School, but I'm not sure.)
2nd Grade: - I forgot to wear underwear on a gym day...... Yeah...
8th Grade: - I messed up the Prayer during my school's May Crowning. I might've been karma since I laughed when my friend messed up a little bit before me I guess. I literally just forgot what the next word was, even though I had known the Prayer all 14 years of my life......
- At Graduation, I decided it was a good idea to not practice my lines at all, so I messed up for like 1 second during my part. (I was doing Intentions)
- At Graduation, it took me like 10 seconds to move my tassel over. I just laughed this one off though.
I have a lot more funny stories
Funny
1st Grade: - My 1st Grade Class had a huge food fight during lunch on Ash Wednesday (We went to a Catholic school). There was food EVERYWHERE, everyone was wasting their lunches, and a bunch of other stuff. It was partially me and my friend Alvin's fault for starting it but we all pinned it on this other kid, who was
mainly to blame, anyway.
2nd Grade: - We had lunch in the classroom sometimes and this lady came in our room for a while and left, but she forgot her lunch in our classroom. So I hid it behind the computer as a joke. My friend Matthew hid it behind the bookshelf then.
5th Grade: - We had this one new teacher who was really mean and hollered constantly, and one day she got so mad at me that she screamed my name so loud that the other homeroom who was next door at the time said that they heard her. It thought it was pretty amusing.
- On a field trip to the Field Museum, we started pointing and laughing at this one guy walking on the street. He started following us.
- On the same trip, I saw a shop with deodorants and colognes and such, and I informed this one kid who had a reputation of smelling like sh*t. Everyone was dying.
6th Grade: - We had to start doing Science Fair this year. Not funny (yet - more on this later) but I got first place this year.
7th Grade: - Science Fair: Two of my friends and I (They worked together, me alone) got 3rd place. No, not in class, but everyone either got a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or participation ribbon. We all laughed for like 5 minutes and then 2 of us flushed our ribbons down the toilet.
- We starting having this large (No offense) substitute teacher this year. I've got quite a few funny stories with here. (Not all listed)
1. We were doing "Popcorn Reading" (Basically you call someone else to read) and I started reading three words and then calling on my friend. Soon everyone was doing it and it was hilarious.
2. I found a video of her singing online somehow, which led me to a blog she had. Everyone was dying for the rest of the school year, but unfortunately, we never had her as a sub after this.
3. The first time we had her, everyone was saying how she smelled terrible, and while I was walking out the door (She was standing in the doorway) she starting talking, and she had the worst breath ever.Her teeth were extremely yellow, as well.
- We had to do Alice in Wonderland for the Spring Musical, and we were singing a song, and apparently, I said "Everything is Sexual" when the line was "Everything is satisfactual". Everyone started looking and me and laughing, and I had no idea what was going on lol.
8th Grade:
- Last year of Science Fair (Obviously) and my friends who got 3rd place the previous year like me made a bet with me to see who could get a better grade on our class presentation. Their project was something about Music and Memory and mine was about Too Much Homework or something because I was too lazy to come up with a good project. Everyone knew my project sucked (I just took a survey, and I'm pretty sure I made up some of the entries), but I presented it professionally, one of those portfollios and all, and I somehow did better than my friends. They were extremely pissed when they saw my rubric with a slightly higher grade. So we made another bet to see who would actually do better at the real Science Fair (Judges and all). The teacher announced the nobody got 3rd Place (Phew) and they got 2nd place. They were both staring at me, looking extremely worried, but lucky for them, I ended up getting 2nd place as well. I found out I was a point or two away from 3rd place again, though.
- I wanted to get a big part in our school's musical "Bebop With Aesop" and I ended up getting Villager 3.
That's all I can remember for now. Share your stuff below.