Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Caught on a Vekoma
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Caught on a Vekoma
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want to rida a B&M
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want to rida a B&M
I want that beauty I want that big loop I want your everything As long as it’s safe I want your speed speed-speed-speed I want your speed
I want your restraints Vekoma's are gay I want you square box track and the supports And I want your speed speed-speed-speed And I want your speed speed-speed-speed And I want your speed
You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want a beemer
I want your speeds And I want your big turns You and me could ride a Beeee and Emm I want your love All your big smooth loops You and me could ride a Beeee and Emm
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Caught on a Vekoma
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Caught on a Vekoma
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want a Beeee and Emm
Yesterday, Will Koch Passed away at the Age of 48.
The Song is Called "A Koch Tribute" to the tune of Rodney Carrington "Angel Friend"
You Lift us up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit dances in our mind Our hearts, and in our soul
The life you lived, The Love you left The Attractions you Chose, we won't forget You gave us Thrills in time of need Our Friend, Our Angel Friend
'And we shared good times, through the years Through the Raven, Legend, you're here with Us Our Friend, Our Angel Friend
I hear you whisper in the wind Piece by piece our, hearts will mend The Rides you've shared will carry on Here and now, and beyond
'And the world will smile, for you were here Splashing Safari, you brought we'll hold them dear We'll ride with you, 'til we meet again Our Friend, Our Angel Friend
'And We'll share good times from now on In our heart you live on, with Us Our Friend, Our Angel Friend
"I've been staring at the world, waiting. All the trouble and all the pain we're facing. Too much light to be livin' in the dark. Why waste time? We only got one life. Together we can be the CHANGE. So go and let your heart burn bright"
Parody of "The Ballad of Scarface" by Stephen Lynch
Do you know Mark Shapiro Went into a Company he Didn’t Know Of Scared from Messing Up ESPN Covers his Face Getting laid off a Disney Company Makes him think he could operate Tokyo Disney Someday in this world to find a Permanent place.
And he has a plan To Make the Company Money, Man Dream, Marky Mark, dream.
Hired by the new Owner, Daniel Snyder He got shot up to the top and getting only so far Stopping Teens and Rebels from the Properties Soon he works for Snyder, The Big Man Buying Johnny Rockets and Dick Clark Productions Getting by and trying to Make Money.
But he craves Financial Stability For the Next 50 Years of the Company Hope, Shapiro, Prey
See, Shapiro wants to improve with Families So he adds Thomas Town’s and Wiggle’s World for the Kiddies He’ll get Cash Strapped Families during the Recession Alas, his Plans are so Polluted From Dark Knights, He’s Distributed There'll be no Gold, And that makes the Investors have a Problem.
As he Believe’s with his Guts He Can get Six Flags Out of its Rut With a Hair Style Place called “Coaster Cuts” Cut Hair, Shapiro
Now he starts to get to high On wondering What, Where, and Why Thinking he's the Best Person in town. And the Investors decide On a plot of ending his ride It's time for Shapiro to lose his crown, Mark must go down.
Oh, Snyder’s Team soon surround him. Sensing Dick Clark hasn’t worked out with him, He Waves the White Flag for Chapter 11 Of Course it hurts attendance, despite being the Type with Protection Another Proxy Battle Similar to 2005 will end without Him
So Now We’ll see if Webber can do Better If He’ll be our Kinzel or a New Snyder Will he add Rides that are More Intense and Scarier Or will he add the “Sky Hawk Ride from Valleyfair”
Almost every Other Month I Wonder you See If I Bought Six Flags Company And What Things to Do In Another Way
Everything from Admission To Adding Rides Types of Waterslides And Even Scheduling Special Event Days
Every so often I Want to Say In Various Different Ways Then Get Mocked for thinking disarray
Not Sell the Premier Would Be One of the Stuff to Do Proper Management and Fast Moving Queues But I’m Just Wonder What I’d Do If I Bought Six Flags Years Ago
La, La, La La, La, La, La
Maybe Use a Lot less Sponsors And Make Food Internally To Keep Profits for the Company And Adding only like 7-8 Coasters at Most Per Year
Having a Scarier Halloween Event Paying Attention to All Properties To Keep the Steady flow of Money So the Parks Revenue’s can be in Good Quality
I Wish I Could say some of the Goods S&S Sky Swatters and Huss Top Spins Mondial Top Scans and Chance Revolutions And This is what I’d Do if I bought Six Flags Years Ago
These are Some of the Things I’ll do, if I bought Six Flags Years Ago
The People Who Run the Rules Made things Crystal Clear That If you wasted Bandwidth you wouldn’t be around here How Many Times Do We Have to Talk about Shockwave and Hay Baler So End It, I’m Tired of It
You Got Your Opinion and that’s Fine I Don’t Wanna Knock Yours if You Don’t Knock Mine What is the Probability of Déjà vu in the Skyline So End It, I’m Tired of It
Just End It, Stop It, End It Shockwave Ain’t Returning I Don’t Wanna Be Cruel I Don’t Wanna Induce Fear I’m Just Explaining Cause It’s Still Not Crystal Clear Just End It, Drop It Don’t Ever Again Talk About It Don’t Talk About It Just End It Ignore It Never Again Speak of It
They Removed Déjà vu Cause of Operation Why Bring It Back If It Was Barely Even Open And Unlike Shockwave It’s Still Operating So Ride It, In Idaho Just Ride It
Shockwave Was Removed Cause There was Barely A Line If You Wanna Debate on that Issue Then That’s Fine If A 180ft Coaster Has No Wait, Then It’s Just Wasting Time So Scrap It, End It
Just Stop It, Think About It Tidal Wave is Staying In Kentucky Shockwave Ain’t Returning Déjà vu Aint Coming Back It Doesn’t Matter Who Started it Just End It
Just Stop It, Think About It Tidal Wave is Staying In Kentucky Shockwave Ain’t Returning Déjà vu Aint Coming Back It Doesn’t Matter Who Started it Just End It
Just Stop It, Think About It Tidal Wave is Staying In Kentucky Shockwave Ain’t Returning Déjà vu Aint Coming Back It Doesn’t Matter Who Started it Just End It Never Ever Speculate About It Just End It Just End It
Why Not Scrap Viper And Bring Rolling Thunder Back While Your At It
Just End It Just End It
Hopefully This is The Last Time Anyone Talks About It Just End It
Déjà Vu Ain’t Coming Back So Just Accept It Just End It Just End It Just End It
Just Curious Ever Stop to Question If Those Rides Were Removed For A Reason