the I hate men topic (men beware... read at your own risk)

[SixFlagsChick]

I am sick and tired of guys who mess with my head. I know I am not alone on this!

So...all you girls on this forum..post your worst guy stories!

[punkbunny24242]

My ex - I dated him for 3.5 years and he was a controlling freak! I was about 15 pounds under what my average weight should have been (I'm 5'8 so it did not look good) because of him. I know I was stupid back then. I look back and hate the person that I was at that time! Well one night we had just left a friends party and I was driving my car (1 month old at the time) and he must have been pissed that I was talking to a mutual friend of ours at the time... a guy... and he punched me in the nose. He broke my nose while in my car!! I stayed with him for another six months after that. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid! The lesson that I learned though is not to take crap from ANY guy!! So at least I learned from my horrible expierence and I will NEVER be in that situation again!!

That is my all time worst guy story!!

*edit* I also have to add that the funny thing is that he was the "typical punk" boy. He had crazy hair and piercings and tattoos but he himself was about 100 pounds! When my parents found out about it after we broke up my dad was shocked! He said that I could have taken him

[Aero737]

Yeah, I too am sick of dating men. Nothing but dirty fools. Death to all men.

[SixFlagsChick]

awww! Stupid boys..

I had a boyfriend that came back to me three times wanting me back. I'm sorry but there is a three strikes and your out rule with me....

The first time he ended up going on a date with some other girl (and god knows what else) and gave her his ring (the one he would never let me have). I found out through a very close friend and I called him on it. We ended up breaking up (even though I told him I could pretend it never happened as long as it didnt happen again). SO that was strike one

Strike two...he came back around...telling me that he missed me and that he loved me...and I was stupid enough to take him back because I thought I was in love with him. He ended up cheating on me and then dumping me for some other chick.

Strike three.... he said he wanted to hang out and see me again, tried to put the moves on me and I said whoa..wait a min...aren't you seeing someone? Turns out he was and I kicked him to the curb saying, don't bother calling me again becuase I won't be a party to cheating and you obviously aren't the type of guy I want to end up with.

I could go on for days about the other crappy things guys have done or said.... Ill post about another one later...its a really messed up situation

[SixFlagsChick]

^^aero..... you worry me

[punkbunny24242]

Aero you should come out with us on "Death to Men" night

[Aero737]

Uhhhh okay. Will we be sacrificing things?

[punkbunny24242]

Yeah... just Timmy

[SFGA Bob]

my dad was always controlling. after my parents divorced he found some bimbo. she was nice and all, but she just did whatever my dad said and I'm sure he loved it. god, I hope I don't turn out like him.

[punkbunny24242]

You won't.... the fact that you acknowledge it shows that you will make sure that you don't turn out that way.

My dad was a alcoholic when I was growning up and all the way through my teenage years. I saw him at his worst and let me tell you something... I am Daddy's Girl... I love my father I really do but I pray everynight that I will not turn out like him. Me, my sister and my brother all have very addictive personalities and can easily fall into something. I really watch my drinking and the reason that I will only drink maybe once a month is my father.

[SixFlagsChick]

wowies.... yea I can see that PB.

OK so here is a weird one for you.

Dated this one guy who was very cute, had some money, highly intelligent and great in bed :-p (the best combo ever). Well, we broke up but were still "friends with benefits of sorts" and he decided to tell me one day about what kind of girl he was looking for. he started naming off every good quality I had and I was like so...what are u trying to say? He didnt really say anything so I asked said, you want someone like me... but....

and that is when he said... but... your weird. HAHAHAHAHAHA, can you believe that!!!!!!! im perfect for him but im weird. I think that was the biggest letdown/dumping ever!

[DejaVuGurl1203]

^ haha wow.. guys are stupid. I probably would have ended up slapping the guy for saying such a dumb thing. This post might be kind of long though, lol.

My guy experiences haven't really been too bad... My worst though was that I started going out with this guy that I just met like the day before, but coincidently he was in my computer class but I actually met him somewhere else. Anyways, he told my friends that he REALLY liked me and the next night he asked me out. During our relationship he even let me kiss other guys and he didn't care... but that was only one night.

Anyways, about 2 weeks later at homecoming, we met this couple who seemed nice. My guy kept on talking to the girl, and she even wrote her number on his arm and everything. After that I knew something was up. He constantly danced with her and I only danced with him for two songs. He decides to be a jerk and ignore me for the rest of the night. The next day a whole bunch of drama was going on... and a few days after that his brother kept telling me that he said it's over & he started CHEATING on me as well. I found out that he supposedly said he never really liked me in the first place, he just felt sorry for me. Yeah, right.

My current boyfriend now really gets on my nerves sometimes and once in a while I ask myself why the heck am I with this lame -beep- weirdo? But I think there's a good reason I'm still with him, because I do have strong feelings for him. I'm scared it's going to turn into an abusive relationship though, because... the first time he hit me, which was maybe in like, June, I said to him that I enjoyed something that happened and he disapproved of it and hit me lightly for saying it. Second time was in late June/early July, he was being a big baby about something and I said to him "Well, you can't always get what you want. OH WELL." and he pushed me. I pushed him back and told him not to touch me.

Then the other day at Deep River, once I went down a slide, he was in line behind me, and I had went way ahead of him in the lazy river. I decided to let him know where I was, so I waved to him when he looked my way. Once getting off the lazy river and he finally caught up to me, he said "You suck" and slapped my back just because I didn't wait for him. He is SUCH a 5 year old sometimes. Next time he hits me I swear I'm going to go crazy on him...

[CoasterDude12-2]

Sorry ladies, us men usually aren't very good at dating (at least me), keeping with one girl (me again), knowing what you all like, etc. I guess it's okay if you hate us, we are kind of idiots. My g/f's shirt has the hot topic bunny saying "boys are funny when they try to think", well that's true.

[punkbunny24242]

^ That has to be the funniest post I read all day!

We women must take some blame also... we are very weird creatures. One minute we want this and the next we want that (at least me). It's pretty hard for men to keep track of what they are supposed to be doing and when they should do it

[Aero737]

Don't date men, date women instead.

[mschulz5]

Aero, you're half right.

Date women, pleasure men.

[DejaVuGurl1203]

Sorry ladies, us men usually aren't very good at dating (at least me), keeping with one girl (me again), knowing what you all like, etc. I guess it's okay if you hate us, we are kind of idiots. My g/f's shirt has the hot topic bunny saying "boys are funny when they try to think", well that's true.

I have that shirt too. I love that bunny

[EagleFan344]

Aero, you're half right.

Date women, pleasure men.

[w00dland]

Heres the mens list, I've gotten this email a few times but thought it'd be good enough to post here:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us

complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it

that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: (Embedded

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Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

question.

1 . Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's

what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Yes we need sex all the time preferably oral sex.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In

fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us

to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways

makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it

done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it

yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,

for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have

no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like

nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the

hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer

you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to

discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster

trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

[EagleFan344]

Great post w00dland

[Andrew]

I'm sorry but I am way too lazy to read all of that.

[Andrew]

Oh and yeah I'm not the controlling type so yeah I really get irritated when guys push around their girl friends or wives. I wouldn't do that to my wife or girlfriend.

[CoasterTycoon77]

Do not even get me started on this topic....I dated this guy on and off again for years....OK, so...we were on the couch cuddling....being mushy, blah blah blah.....and he all of a sudden comes out with "Yeah, you sort of remind me of my dog..." I was like... " WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME????" Oh, I was mad! He was a 24/7 moody, PMS-ing jerk anyway. I couldn't say a darn thing to him without feeling like I had to walk on eggshells. He had these mood swings (I actually thought he was bipolar), and never took responsibility for anything as far as why the relationship didn't work out. Now, 2 years later, he STILL acts like a 5 year old and holds a grudge against me for not wanting to be with him. He still will not take any kind of responsibility either. I mean, it was really hard to handle...he never got violent, but came VERY CLOSE. Would you believe, to this day I still have 'friends' that say I should've stayed with him. It would've worked out? I keep finding out more and more about him that I don't like, so what the heck should I have stayed for????

[SixFlagsChick]

to babysit lol.....

I hate those kind of guys. had quite a few of them back in my day, but you grow out of that phase

[CoasterTycoon77]

Definitely...I do not WANT or NEED that type of guy in my life....I'm just downright sick of getting hurt, so I'm playing it cool....I don't think I want to even look for a while...I would rather be single. I've been way too hurt, and it always happens every time I'm in a relationship....same type of guy and everything....it's either they treat me like dirt and are controlling or bcz their friends don't like me (don't even KNOW me) they break off the relationship. Never fails...it is like clockwork. Either of those 2 categories. Anyway...I can open up a whole new can of crap about guys, but I don't have time right now....slave to work!!